• Greenberg: Hi, hello, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm supposed to call you about speaking a Lux's funeral?
• Crystal: Don't be sorry, tell me a name and i'll pencil you in. You're the first of her friends to call.
• Greenberg: Well I'm sure it's been a bit of a shock to everyone. Is hard to get up there and really said goodbye, I guess...I'm Andrew Greenberg.

• Greenberg: Hi, hello, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm supposed to call you about speaking a Lux's funeral?

yes, hi.

A new girl in town I guess? Another vampire afficionado.

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 Damon Salvatore + pouty

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Sigh, can’t ever be mad at you. Someone asked me about interview the vampire and it reminded me of you.

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He speaks! Don’t sass me when I’m being a good boyfriend.

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never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Right, but the stubborn ones are usually the most fun. At least, in other aspects. So I don’t mind all that much.

I don’t know about fun, but they do have an addictive quality to them.

Daily checkup to see that you are in fact, still alive.

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Why thank you. Yes, I certainly do know. Many people now-a-days like the ‘Twilight’ sort of vampires, but I prefer the more realistic, darker imaged ones. Gives them an extra umph in my opinion.

Hmmm, broody and moody vampires. My favorite kind. Though I hate when they get so stubborn, I mean it makes you want to just stop reading right? Since you can’t do anything about it. Oh vampires, bless ‘em.

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Indeed, I am a vampire lover. Guilty pleasure of mine you could say. Pleasure to meet you Andrew, I’m Katherine.

Pleasure, beautiful name. I can’t blame you, I’ve grown to be quite a vampire lover myself. Those suckers just get to you, you know?

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Oh you’ve caught me! I have an unhealthy love for that book.

In all seriousness, no I’m actually looking for Interview with a Vampire.

Interview with a vampire? Interesting choice, are you a vampire lover, miss….Wow I haven’t even gotten your name. I’m Andrew, you are?

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

I am from England. Lived there my whole entire life, actually. The first thing you could do is point me in the directions of any bookstores. What I’m looking for could be found there, possibly.

please don’t tell me you’re looking for a copy of fifty shades of gray?

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Then I’m a lucky lass, since a good tour guide is just what I need right now.

Hmmmm I sense a brit, gotta love those. How may I be of assistance?

never-a-girl-with-a-wicked-mind:

Something like that, yes.

Well maybe I can help you. I’ve been told i’m a great tour guide.